Girl = Evil - Maths Proves It

First we state that girls require time and money:-





Girls = Time x Money





And as we all know ‘time is money’:-





Time = Money





Therefore:-





Girls = Money x Money = (Money) 2





And because ‘money is the root of all evil’:-





Money = √Evil





Therefore:-





Money = (√Evil) 2





And we are forced to conclude that:-





Girls = Evil