airplane joke

An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board, but


only 4 parachutes -





The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball


player. The Lakers need me, and I can't afford to die." So he took the


1st pack and left the plane.





The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of a former


U.S.President, a NY State Senator, and a potential future president. And I


am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't
want me to die." She took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.





The 3rd passenger, Ted Kennedy, said I am a US Senator, the Democratic


party needs me, and my liver still has some good years left. So he grabbed the


pack next to him and jumped.





The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to the 5th passenger, a

10-year-old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many
years left, and as a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you
have the last parachute."


The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's


smartest woman took my schoolbag."


Enjoy